(Analo)Gee, I Really Like Physics

I am Marianne Dashwood. Physics is John Willoughby. Unbridled passion on my part, teasing and philandering on Physics's. A test after one week of lecture, pre-lab reading that nobody tells you about, a separate test in addition to and on the same day as the final, but I can't stop loving your electricity and magnetism. Why do you toy so with my heart?