Ladies and gentlemen, I would just like to mention that I've been trying this new thing called "getting ready" for the past three mornings. In this aforementioned "getting ready", I put together actual human clothes, different than those I slept in, into actual human outfits. I brush my hair. I put multiple shades of eyeshadow on my eyelids with brushes that are entirely too small for my orangutan hands and use my fingertips to blend them together. It is an age of progress, indeed. And this progress has not gone unnoticed by the powers that be, seeing as I found an exact replica of a pair of boots I've been eyeing but too stingy to purchase at DSW (I know, I know...) at Target for nine dolla. NINE DOLLA.
From now on I will be expecting my all of my good behavior to be rewarded with boots.
That is all.
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