All of my thoughts are crumpled and messy. There is currently no way for me to funnel them into any kind of order. Trouble in blogland, folks.
Were I coherent, I would tell you lots of things. I would tell you about knitting my dad a birthday present. I would tell you about being outdoorsy. I would tell you about the food I make. I would tell you about my yoga instructor who is a tad off her rocker. I would tell you about phone alarms* vs. internal alarms. I would not tell you about the embarrassingly incredible amount of will power it has taken for me to not walk to McDonald's in my pajamas right now for a chocolate milkshake. (Pay no mind to me being in pajamas before 7 o'clock at night.) I would tell you about my theory that ibuprofen is giving me strange dreams. I would tell you about my theory of the dehumanizing that will be going on at tomorrow's career fair. I would tell you about using anaphora in a publicity bio for NRE because it's super cool and MLK-y but getting the feedback that I "seemed to overuse" the phrase and now abusing my freedom to anaphorize as much as I want because my blog my rules.
Get it together, thoughts.
*at one point I made a list of future blog topics, and one of the items is "names of phone alarms" because it sounded a little cooler when I thought of it than when I went back and read that list. You may see it yet, world.
Were I coherent, I would tell you lots of things. I would tell you about knitting my dad a birthday present. I would tell you about being outdoorsy. I would tell you about the food I make. I would tell you about my yoga instructor who is a tad off her rocker. I would tell you about phone alarms* vs. internal alarms. I would not tell you about the embarrassingly incredible amount of will power it has taken for me to not walk to McDonald's in my pajamas right now for a chocolate milkshake. (Pay no mind to me being in pajamas before 7 o'clock at night.) I would tell you about my theory that ibuprofen is giving me strange dreams. I would tell you about my theory of the dehumanizing that will be going on at tomorrow's career fair. I would tell you about using anaphora in a publicity bio for NRE because it's super cool and MLK-y but getting the feedback that I "seemed to overuse" the phrase and now abusing my freedom to anaphorize as much as I want because my blog my rules.
Get it together, thoughts.
*at one point I made a list of future blog topics, and one of the items is "names of phone alarms" because it sounded a little cooler when I thought of it than when I went back and read that list. You may see it yet, world.
I want to hear your theory on dehumanizing.
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